Thought Theater

Oh that Johnny Mac! First he showcased his singing talents with Bomb Iran (video below), an updated rendition of the Beach Boys hit, Barbara Ann. As if that weren't enough, he recently took the big leap from the 60's to the 90's to showcase his smooth dance moves with an artistic interpretation of Madonna's Vogue (video below).

But that's not all. Not to be outdone by Ronnie Reagan's years as a Hollywood heartthrob...and spurred on by his newfound success as the elder entertainer of the "Gray Old Party"...Johnny Mac is releasing a new CD complete with his take on the music of the last six decades. See the graphic below for details.

The songs he's chosen for this compilation have all been adapted to reflect his own life experiences and they're consistent with the themes and policies that have been the mainstay of a party that clings to the past in the same way that Joan Rivers skin clings to what remains of her long forgotten face.

From the neocon classic, Bomb Iran, to the modern day mantra of the McCain campaign, Babyl-On,...these songs will surely remind voters that John McCain is no newcomer to the ways of Washington. Hear him sing about the difficult moments that typified the struggles he faced in his early years in Mac's New Wife and Don't Go Breakin' My Arms. Enjoy his renewed spirit and his tribute to the Reagan years in a raucous rendition of the Beastie Boys' You Gotta Fight For The Right.

John McCain may not know the difference between Sunni and Shiite factions...or whether it's Somalia or Sudan that the U.S. needs to pressure...but he doesn't miss a single note in this must have CD. Don't have a CD player? Not to fear...neither does John McCain. This musical masterpiece will also be available on vinyl, eight track and cassette.

UPDATE:

An unidentified group is offering a free six pack of beer to the first 10,000 purchasers of McCain's CD. Callers will receive the beer in exchange for a promise that they'll place a bumper sticker on their cars. The bumper sticker is reported to read, "John McCain...Giving America The Song & Dance Routine".