The Onion: Miley Cyrus Is A "Limited" Resource? genre: Tongue-In-Cheek & Video-Philes
She's two, two stars in one...but there simply isn't enough of her to go around. Yep, we're talking about Miley Cyrus, the Disney darling turned Vanity Fair vixen. In the following video, The Onion has some fun with Hannah Montana and her rise to fame.
Of course The Onion warns that her Whitney-esque "I'm every woman (teeny bop), it's all in me" persona can't last forever...predicting that she's destined to be "drained dry of entertainment value" if we continue to overindulge.
If the celebrity expert in the video has a handle on Cyrus' trajectory, one minute she's a wholesome role model for young girls and the next she's going to be on the cover of every tabloid getting out of a limo with Lohan, Spears, & Hilton in what can only be called a panoply of panty-free promiscuity.
Tagged as: Britney Spears, Entertainment, Humor, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, Satire, Teen Idol, The Onion, Vanity Fair
Daniel DiRito | July 1, 2008 | 9:11 AM
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