In light of the GOP's predisposition to use the remarks of Senator Kerry to make unfounded and spurious accusations and inferences, it seems only fitting to return the favor. The following is a clip from a campaign speech made by the President during the 2004 presidential election. Now that the GOP apparently endorses creatively interpreting the remarks of their opponents, I thought it was appropriate to act accordingly.

In this clip, the President argues that OBGYN's are being denied the opportunity to practice their "love with women all over this country". I can only conclude that the President is in favor of OBGYN's sexually assaulting women and therefore committing malpractice. I am outraged and disgusted and the President owes the women of America an apology and I am calling for an immediate investigation.

Further, taking my lead from Michelle Malkin, I implore my readers as follows:

Attention Democrats: Spread this video; Attention readers: Help support the women of America.

Do you find yourself surrounded by "fake" people? Are you looking for people to take you seriously? Well, there's finally hope. Rush Limbaugh is "happy" to introduce his new product, Rush Oxy-Pak...a convenient combination of Oxycontin, Viagra, and...of course "Rush". It’s guaranteed to make you a hard headed pill popping idiot and it’s the perfect accompaniment for traveling to distant islands when you're looking for a new mistress on the sly.

Ken Mehlman has defended the GOP campaign ad being run against Harold Ford in Tennessee in which a woman without clothes states that she met Mr. Ford at a Playboy Club. At the end of the ad, she is shown pretending to be holding a phone and saying, "Harold, call me". I thought it would be appropriate to have some fun at Mr. Mehlman's expense since he apparently enjoys "innuendo".

Borat is a character played by Sasha Baron Cohen who achieved fame with his series, The Ali G Show, on HBO. Cohen played a number of characters on his series and Borat has long been a favorite of those familiar with the series. You can find some additional video of Cohen and his characters here, here, and here.

The GOP is on the offensive in an attempt to blame the Democrats and a "network of gay staffers" for leaking the details about Congressman Mark Foley as well as sitting on the information until it would provide them maximum partisan advantage. Stewart skewers the argument in this video clip courtesy of John at AMERICAblog. Samantha Bee also spoofs the issue by comparing the war on congressional child predators to fighting the war on terror.