Miss Jihad - 2007 genre: Hip-Gnosis & Just Jihad & Tongue-In-Cheek

Thought Theater continues its exclusive coverage of the Miss Jihad - 2007 competition from Baghdad. The four week reality television program format narrowed the field to five semi-finalists over the weekend. In order to reach the semi-finals, the contestants have had to endure a grueling array of competitive challenges.

The formal competition saw several contestants collapse from heat exhaustion as the judges failed to account for the high temperatures when instituting the requirement that all participants wear a well known classic and century’s old big black burkha.

The border breech event proved to be quite a challenge as the competition committee increased the contraband weight requirement from thirty to fifty pounds. The change was facilitated by last years removal of the controversial ban on the use of Simplicity's updated burkha sewing pattern. That pattern added a full five inches to the waistline circumference of the burkha...a modernization that liberals have been touting for years. Conservatives finally acquiesced when several studies demonstrated the higher contraband capacities.

Stay tuned for updates and the eventual announcement of Miss Jihad - 2007.

Miss Jihad - 2007

Daniel DiRito | May 14, 2007 | 4:06 PM
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