"Rush" Introduces Pill-Poppers Oxy-Pak genre: Tongue-In-Cheek
Do you find yourself surrounded by "fake" people? Are you looking for people to take you seriously? Well, there's finally hope. Rush Limbaugh is "happy" to introduce his new product, Rush Oxy-Pak...a convenient combination of Oxycontin, Viagra, and...of course "Rush". It’s guaranteed to make you a hard headed pill popping idiot and it’s the perfect accompaniment for traveling to distant islands when you're looking for a new mistress on the sly.
Daniel DiRito | October 26, 2006 | 9:15 AM
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